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PARIS HILTON DISSES JOHN MCCAIN CALLS HIM "WRINKLEY AND OLD" IN PARIS HILTON PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGN SPOOF VIDEO AD

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Paris Hilton has something to say about Republican presidential candidate John McCain who she calls "wrinkley, old, white haired dude" in a Paris Hilton presidential campaign spoof ad posted on Funny or Die. Watch the spoof response video and the original John McCain ad. We think the Paris Hilton spoof was more entertaining than her movie "The Hottie and the Nottie".  Being called "wrinkley and old" is defintely not going to earn John McCain any points for the young vote.

Paris Hilton is fighting back at John McCain after he took a jab at the heiress in his new ad campaign against rival Barack Obama. The McCain ad focused on the media's fascination with Obama and compared him to being a celebrity like Paris Hilton or Britney Spears. Paris Hilton's mother, Kathy Hilton, was furious about the ad attacking her daughter and lashed out at McCain after she contributed money to his campaign.

"I've been asked again and again for my response to the now infamous McCain celebrity ad," she said. "I actually have three responses. It is a complete waste of the money John McCain's contributors have donated to his campaign. It is a complete waste of the country's time and attention at the very moment when millions of people are losing their homes and their jobs. And it is a completely frivolous way to choose the next President of the United States." source

In a 30-second campaign ad that debuted last week, McCain mocked Democratic rival Senator Barack Obama's image as a media star by flashing pictures of tabloid staples Paris Hilton and Britney Spears in the opening shots. On Tuesday (August 5), Hilton shot back at the spot in her own fake commercial hosted on FunnyOrDie.com, calling the 71-year-old senator "wrinkly" and "old."

To the tune of "God Bless America," a bikini-clad Hilton goes on to discuss in the video where you can get the best tan ("Maui") and suggests that we combine McCain's desire for offshore drilling with Obama's plan to offer tax incentives to auto companies for making hybrid and electric cars ("We can do limited offshore drilling," the socialite suggests, "with strict environmental oversights").

Hilton's video is a good-humored attempt at spoofing the first ad, but representatives for McCain's campaign nevertheless immediately responded to the clip on TMZ.com.

"Sounds like Paris is taking the 'All of the Above' energy approach that John McCain has advocated — both alternatives and drilling," spokesman Tucker Bounds told the gossip site. "Perhaps the reality is that Paris has a more substantive energy plan than Barack Obama."  source

PARIS HILTON APOLOGIZES FOR DISSING KIM KARDASHIAN'S ASSETS TELLS KIM K "SHE'S HOT"

In Touch Magazine is reporting Paris Hilton has apologized to Kim Kardashian after Paris said she had "too much junk in her trunk" and called her ample booty "gross".  Listen to the radio interview below.

Paris Hilton has apologized to Kim Kardashian after insulting her former best friend's most famous asset. "I would not want [Kim's butt] - it's gross!" Paris told a Las Vegas radio show on April 14. "It reminds me of cottage cheese inside a big trash bag." However, after a portion of the Kim-bashing interview was posted on perezhilton.com, a devastated Paris realized she went too far. "I was just joking around and I made a stupid joke," Paris tells In Touch exclusively. "I felt really bad afterward, so I contacted Kim and apologized. It was a silly thing to say. Kim's hot!" Kim accepts the apology, telling In Touch, "Paris and I have been friends since we were kids and I'm glad she made the effort to say she's sorry." source

PARIS HILTON DISSES KIM KARDASHIAN'S ASSETS SAYS HER BUTT IS GROSS

Heiress Paris Hilton had a lot to say about the body of socialite Kim Kardashian. Paris appeared on the radio show Chet Buchanan & The Morning Zoo on 98.5 in Las Vegas when she shared her thoughts on both Kim K and Jessica Simpson. When Paris was asked if she wanted Kim Kardashians assets Paris declared that she never wanted a big booty. "Eww...I would not want that, that's gross. It's disgusting. It reminds me of cottage cheese inside of a big trash bag!"  It seems like Paris may be a bit jealous of anyone who takes attention away from her. It's rumored that Paris Hilton is feuding with Nicole Richie because Nicole believes Paris is trying to copy her by dating Benji Madden and having a baby.

The Simple Life star - who is currently accompanying her Good Charlotte rocker boyfriend Benji Madden on tour - wants to follow in best friend Nicole Richie's footsteps by settling down and starting a family.

However, Nicole - who is engaged to Benji's twin brother and bandmate Joel - is said to have accused Paris of copying her every move.

A source told Britain's Star magazine: "Nicole was already upset when Paris started dating Benji - it all happened too fast for her liking. Then Nicole couldn't go on tour with them because she had to stay home and look after her young daughter Harlow.

"She is furious Paris is out there gallivanting with her boyfriend and his brother. If Paris gets pregnant, Nicole is going to go ballistic. She thinks Paris copies everything she does."

Last year, Paris revealed she was preparing her body so it was in prime condition to conceive.

She said: "I want kids next year, so I've got to get my body ready." source

 

PARIS HILTON AND BENJI MADDEN ROMANCE NOT A HOAX OR POP FICTION

New couple Paris Hilton and Benji Madden have been spotted everywhere. The heiress and her rocker boyfriend were seen at LA Mercedes Benz Fashion Week.

They also attended the launch of Paris Hilton's new reality show My New BFF together.

Paris Hilton starred with her on again/off again BFF Nicole Richie on the Fox reality show Simple Life. We wouldn't be surprised if Nicole Richie and her baby daddy Joel Madden made guest appearances on the show.  There have been rumors that Paris Hilton and Benji Madden's relationship was a hoax to earn Paris some media attention. Paris recently appeared on the premiere episode with a fake guru for Ashton Kutcher's E! reality show Pop Fiction. The concept of the series is to Punk the press by having celebrities participate in fake pranks.

However, Paris Hilton called Ryan Seacrest ON AIR KIIS  102.7 FM radio show to confirm that she and Benji Madden are not a hoax but a real couple and they are not pulling a publicity stunt for the cameras.

LISTEN TO PARIS HILTON TALKING TO RYAN SEACREST ABOUT BENJI MADDEN AND MY NEW BFF MTV REALITY SHOW.

Pagesix.com explained the concept of the MTV series.

Paris Hilton's My New BFF, premiering this fall on MTV, will follow 20 potential besties, living under the same roof with the hotel heiress as they compete in tests of loyalty and endurance to earn Paris' friendship. Potential friends are encouraged to apply for the coveted position at parisbff.com. SOURCE

Eonline explained their reality show Pop Fiction. Watch a clip from the premiere episode.

The new E! Channel reality show Pop Fiction from Executive Producer Ashton Kutcher has punk'd the press. Paris Hilton had an improbable dinner date in L.A. Saturday: a gray-haired, orange-robed "shaman" who blessed her and urged her to give a diamond necklace to a total stranger.

Like most everything she does, the event was captured by dozens of cameras. News quickly spread to London tabloids, TMZ.com, the New York Daily News and websites of the Los Angeles Times and San Francisco Chronicle, who wondered if she'd found religion or was seeking spiritual guidance.

"He's really changed my life," Hilton told paparazzi from her car, adding she offered the necklace "because the greatest gift is to give."

Turns out, as some outlets later discovered, the "mystic" was an actor named Maxie Santillan Jr., who has appeared on CSI and My Name Is Earl. And though some accused Hilton of getting Punk'd, the joke's on them: The entire scene was staged for a new show from Punk'd producer Ashton Kutcher premiering Sunday on E! source

PARIS HILTON PERFORMS FOR PUSSYCAT DOLLS ON HER 27TH BIRTHDAY | HOTTIE AND THE NOTTIE BOXOFFICE

Paris Hilton was a Pussycat Doll for her 27th Birthday.

Here a bit more video of her burlesque stripper performance in Las Vegas over the weekend.

Paris Hilton also hosted a screening of The Hottie and the Nottie in Las Vegas at the Palms Brendan Theaters. But atendance isn't looking to good at the theater in these pics. 

Paris is sitting alone in an empty theater.  There  is one picture of other patrons. However, they're not average movie goers like Comedian Jeff Beacher, Luxor President COO Felix Rappaport,  owner of Pure Management Group Steve Davidovici, Palms Casino owner George Maloof and Brenden Theatres owner Johnny Brenden. The Hottie and the Nottie did pretty bad at the opening weekend boxoffice. And based on the math Paris didn't have any friends who paid to see it.

'Hottie' a nottie at the box office

You can lead a gossip-loving fan to water, you can even dip their heads in the water, but you can't make them drink. Or even take a sip. A thousand people may line up at the Franklin Mills Mall and wait for hours to catch a glimpse of Paris Hilton but they won't pay money to see her in a movie.

Following in the cinematic bomb mushroom cloud of Jessica Simpson's straight-to-DVD "Blonde Ambition," or the playing-to-empty-outpost-theaters Pam Anderson-Denise Richards fiasco "Blonde and Blonder," Paris's "The Hottie and the Nottie" opened this weekend with box office numbers that would make Lohan's "I Know Who Killed Me" disaster look like "Titanic."

Playing in 111 theaters, the weekend estimate for "The Hottie" was a "Nottie" - $25,000.

Total. An average of $225 per theater or, two, maybe three people per showing. And Vince Vaughn's pull didn't do much for his "Wild West Comedy Tour." In 962 theaters it grossed $507,000 - $527 per theater.

By comparison, Focus Features' "In Bruges," with Colin Farrell and Brendan Gleeson, opening here Friday, made more than $16,000 per theater at 28 spots. *

Daily News wire services contributed to this report. (source)

PARIS HILTON BIRTHDAY PARTY STRIPPER PICS VIDEO

The Hottie and the Nottie star Paris Hilton celebrated her birthday party last night in Las Vegas as a Pussycat Doll.

We knew Paris was a porn star.

Remember her big film debut in One Night in Paris?

Last night Paris looked like she was auditioning for a movie role as a cheap hooker. Her next film role is in the upcoming flick Repo! the Genetic Opera. Click here to check out her topless audition.

She even did a hoochie stripper dance on stage in a champagne glass.

Paris Hilton is supposed to be a Pussycat Doll.

But doesn't Paris look like she's posing for a One Night in Paris Sex Doll?  According to the UK Register Paris has sworn never to release a blow-up sex toy in her image.

There's some bad news today for those of you dreaming that you might one day enjoy a roll in the hay with highly-talented video star Paris Hilton: the hotel heiress has declined an offer to have a sex doll made in her image.

An outraged Hilton said: "I turn down perverted things, some sex things. Like a Paris Hilton blow-up doll ... They were like, 'They'll sell for $50,000 each, it'll be the real-life you.' And I'm like, 'I really don't want a real-life me with anyone, anywhere. No! (source)

 

Check out the pics and TMZ video to watch socialite heiress Paris Hilton make her debut as a stripper.

Paris -- One Step Closer to Becoming a Stripper

Paris hasn't been tame while in Las Vegas by any stretch of the imagination, but last night she outdid her past performances by strapping an array of slutty outfits and joining the Pussycat Dolls on stage. Is that hot?

Barron Hilton, Younger Brother to Paris Hilton Arrested Charged with DUI

TMZ reports Paris Hilton's younger 18 year-old brother Barron Hilton was busted in Malibu California this morning (Feb. 12) and arrested for DUI.  He registered at twice the legal limit with a blood alcohol reading of .14. In California, .08 is the limit to be considered legally drunk.  In addition to the DUI charge, Barron was also charged for carrying a fake ID. His bail was set at $20,000 dollars. Witnesses say Barron struck a gas station attendant with his car and was driving erratically. 

Fernando (he did not want to give his last name), who works at the 76 station on Pacific Coast Highway and Corral Canyon, tells TMZ he was working as the cashier, taking inventory of the pumps when he saw Barron's car driving the wrong way on PCH. Fernando and Paul, a mechanic at the station, say they saw a grey Nissan pickup with two guys inside following Barron's Mercedes. Fernando and Paul say Barron pulled into their station and began driving wildly in circles. Fernando says he was standing at one of the pumps when Barron's car struck his leg. Fernando says the impact threw him over the pump and caused bruises. Fernando adds when Barron came to a stop, the two guys in a Nissan jumped out and grabbed the keys in Barron's car, so he couldn't continue driving. Fernando says the two guys told him that Barron hit their car earlier, and Fernando saw a dent on the left side of the Nissan. (source)

Baby Bro Barron called his big sister celebutante movie star Paris Hilton to bail him out of jail. 

Paris who was arrested for DUI and put on lockdown at 25 only gave her brother advice and not cash. She was reportedly upset and disappointed with her brother's behavior and told him. "You're going to learn your lesson."   Barron tried to have his friends bail him out, but they only collected $2,000 dollars in cash. Which wasn't enough to bail him out.  His friends did arrange his bail with the bail bondsman. Barron was released on Feb.12th at 5:50 PM PT.

PARIS HILTON DISSED BY LOHAN, TIMBALAND AND JOHN MAYER AT THE GRAMMYS

We can all agree that celebutante Paris Hilton had a pretty crappy weekend. Her new movie "The Hottie and the Nottie" earned only $23,000 dollars on opening weekend for a per theater average of only $207 dollars. Based on the movie reviews Paris Hilton ["The Hottie and the Nottie"] and Jessica Simpson ["Blonde Ambition"] are going to be giving each other stiff competition for earning next year's worst actress prize at the Razzie Awards. But it looks like votes are already being cast to make Paris Hilton next year's worst actress shoo-in for the Razzies.  CLICK HERE TO READ MORE ABOUT THE HOTTIE AND THE NOTTIE MATH

Paris was publicly dissed by this year's Razzie winner Lohan at the Timbaland People Magazine Bash. Here's the play by play according to PageSix.com.

Earlier, during the People magazine bash at Avalon on Friday, Paris Hilton got into a fight with her nemesis, Lohan. When Lohan saw Hilton at the party, she snarled, "What the hell is that bitch doing here? I didn't know she was on the list." Hilton heard the comment and, according to Britain's Daily Mail, shot back, "[Bleep] off, you bitch!" The two then vied for uberproducer Timbaland's cmhere3attention, to no avail. "He gave both a blank stare before walking off," the paper reported.

Hilton struck out several times over the weekend. After the Grammys on Sunday, the celebutard showed up at the Sony BMG Grammy party at the Thompson Hotel lounge and "aggressively tried to hook up with John Mayer - following him around and dancing, trying to get him to look at her," a source told Page Six. "At one point, she sat at a table and tapped on the seat to motion him to sit next to her. John politely sat for less than a second before ignoring her and moving to chat with a group of friends." (source)

 

Paris Hilton Receives Harvard Lampoon Award in Cambridge, MA

Paris Hilton pays a visit to the Harvard Lampoon in Cambridge, Mass. on Feb. 6, 2008.

PARIS HILTON TOPLESS WEARING CALVIN KLEIN UNDERWEAR ON 944 MAGAZINE COVER

Paris Hilton is topless and wearing nothing but a pair of Calvin Klein undies on the February 2008 cover of 944 magazine.

Paris was at the Sundance Film Festival promoting her new film "the Hottie and the Nottie" which opens on February 8th. 

The 26-year-old actress-socialite has been given the Hastiest Pudding of the Lampoon title, by the university's comedy magazine.

She will visit Harvard University on February 6 to accept her award, said Regent Releasing, the company that is distributing her new comedy, The Hottie & the Nottie. (source)

 

Watch her steamy lingerie photo shoot.