Binside TV: KIDS CHOICE AWARDS

The Kids Choice Awards brought out young Hollywood to celebrate and get slimmed at the Pauley Pavillion in Los Angeles. Chris Brown and Rihanna were both noticeably absent from the show. Chris Brown was forced to remove his name from the ballot after his Rihanna assault which resulted in viewers petitioning against him. Former Disney kid, Jesse McCartney, who is campaigning to become Chris Brown "light" won the award for Best Male Singer. It's obvious that Jesse McCartney is trying to copy Chris Brown's swag by how many times he says "my boo" in his songs.
If Chris Brown hadn't messed up big time he would have received his reward. It didn't help that he doesn't seem remorseful for his actions.

PopWatch would like to thank Miley Cyrus for summing up the 2009 Nickelodeon Kids' Choice Awards: "I know this isn't, like, the Oscars, but it's still amazing." Too true. Unlike the three-hour-and-change ordeal known as the Academy Awards, last night's fest of neon-green slime and screaming tweens was mercifully devoid of Hollywood pomposity. The eminently likeable Dwayne Johnson hosted and even rocked some Miley Cyrus drag. (Quick: Who wore the hot little red mini dress better?) Will Ferrell, clad in a skin-tight lycra wetsuit, added Slip n' Slime World Champion to his long list of achievements. Plus, the whole shebang clocked in at a brisk 90 minutes. Wooh! That hour and a half just flew by! (Could it have been the two glasses of red wine I imbibed?) Throughout the evening, many people were slimed, but no one got it worse than Sandra Bullock and Hugh Jackman. Announcing the winner for Favorite Book (the Twilight series, duh!), the two got a viscous stream of green blasted in their faces with the force of a tsunami. And they kept on smilin'! There should be a prize for that. Cyrus made her insightful comments about the award proceedings while accepting her trophy -- sorry, blimp -- for favorite female singer. Other big winners included High School Musical 3: Senior Year (movie), American Idol (reality competition), Jack Black (animated voice), and Leonardo DiCaprio, who took home the inaugural Big Green Help Award for his environmental activism. (On a more serious note, double nominee Rihanna did not attend. Not surprisingly, no mention was made of Chris Brown who, in light of his arrest for allegedly attacking Rihanna, withdrew his name from the competition.) [EW]

The Jonas Brothers performed S.O.S and Burning Up Live. Joe Jonas looks very different with his new hair. Vanessa Hudgens and Zac Efron made an appearance. Vanessa won and award for her role in HSM 3. Click here for more red carpet and event pics with photos of America Fererra, Cameron Diaz, Zac Efron, Ashley Tisdale, The Jonas Brothers and more.

Are we the only ones to notice that these girls look like they are 15 or 16 going on 35? Keke Palmer, Demi Lovato and Miley Cyrus used to look young and then one day they just began looking like grown women. All the Disney Girls look like they could be cast as thirty-something actress Cameron Diaz's sisters. In reality Cameron Diaz is old enough to technically be or play the mother of these girls. Is there something in the water or should they blame the makeup department?

Winners from the 22nd annual Nickelodeon Kids' Choice Awards:

_ Favorite Movie: "High School Musical 3: Senior Year."

_ Favorite Movie Actor: Will Smith, "Hancock."

_ Favorite Movie Actress: Vanessa Hudgens, "High School Musical 3: Senior Year."

_ Favorite Animated Movie: "Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa."

_ Favorite Voice from an Animated Movie: Jack Black, "Kung Fu Panda."

_ Favorite Song: Beyonce, "Single Ladies (Put a Ring On It)."

_ Favorite Male Singer: Jesse McCartney.

_ Favorite Female Singer: Miley Cyrus.

_ Favorite Music Group: Jonas Brothers.

_ Favorite TV Show: "iCarly."

_ Favorite Reality Show: "American Idol."

_ Favorite TV Actress: Selena Gomez, "Wizards of Waverly."

_ Favorite TV Actor: Cole Sprouse, "The Suite Life of Zack and Cody."

_ Favorite Cartoon: "SpongeBob SquarePants."

_ Favorite Male Athlete: Peyton Manning.

_ Favorite Female Athlete: Candace Parker.

_ Favorite Video Game: "Guitar Hero World Tour."

_ Favorite Book: "Twilight" series.

[AP]

A list celebrities turned out over the weekend to catch some of the Nickelodeon Kids Choice Awards swag. Chris Brown was at the show. Chris took home an award for favorite male singer. Chris Brown is still denying that he and Rihanna are a couple. Maybe they're saying they aren't together to sell more records. But we still think these two look cute together.

Rihanna attended the show too and of course Riri brought her umbrella to avoid the slime.

Pirates of the Carribean hottie Orlando Bloom and Indiana Jones star Harrison Ford weren't so lucky because they both got slimed big time. Yuck! This slime never gets better does it? Britney Spears was rumored to attend the live telecast but she was a no show. Some of the celebrities who attended the live telecast were Will Smith and his kids Jaden and Willow, Jessica Alba, Janet Jackson, Miley Cyrus, The Jonas Brothers, Akon,America Ferrera, Jordin Sparks,Lil Mama, Ashlee Simpson & Pete Wentz,Cameron Diaz, Orlando Bloom and Ashton Kutcher.