Shaquille O'Neal must be taking too many basketballs to the head. Now Shaq is pretending he is a rapper and trying to downplay what he said during his "Shaq Attack" with his Kobe Bryant freestyle diss "Tell Me How My Ass Tastes Video." Shaq we're going to give you some advice from the Diddy handbook. Shaq you need to stop The BitchAssNess. Quit hating on Kobe Bryant because he was the NBA MVP. Do you and work on your marriage if you don't want to get a divorce. Next time if you want to pretend you have an alter ego as a bad rapper and you do a freestyle on stage then don't direct it at a person to start a beef and then pretend you didn't say what you said. Right now you just look like an eight foot tall fool and just plain stupid. Shaq's foul Kobe diss also cost him his deputy badge and earned a tongue lashing from Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio read more about the story below. Watch the Shaq Kobe Freestyle Diss Remix Video. Click here for a definition of Bitchassness.
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Shaquille O'Neal issued a statement through ESPN's Stephen A. Smith regarding his controversial freestyle video which has been spreading like the Phoenix Suns offense all over the Internet.
"I was freestyling. That's all," Shaq told Smith. "It was all done in fun...I'm totally cool with Kobe. The controversial footage features Shaq freestyling at a party for rapper Cory Gunz, Sunday night in New York City. During the freestyle Shaq goes into a hook saying, "Kobe, tell me how my ass tastes."
The freestyle has other scathing words towards Shaq's former teammate and even a line directed towards legendary NBA big man Patrick Ewing. But Shaq was also quick to point out his reputation as a freestyle precedes him. "And by the way, don't forget, six albums, two platinum, two gold. Anybody who knows me knows I'm a funny freestyler." source
Shaq attacked his former LA Lakers team mate Kobe Bryant and called him a snitch who broke up his marriage. The rift between Saq and Kobe is rumored to be linked to comments Kobe Bryant made at his rape trial. TMZ caught Shaquille O'Neal's freestyle rap where he made an anal joke directed at his rival. Shaq's rhyming skills are sub par and so are the lyrics. Don't quit your day job Shaq. At around the 1:02 minute mark Shaq leads into the chorus. Here are some of the lyrics.
"That's the difference between first and last place. Kobe tell me how my ass tastes. I'm a horse. Kobe ratted me out that's why I'm getting divorced. He said Shaq gave a bitch a mill. I don't do that because my name is Shaquille. I love them I don't leave 'em. I got a vasectomy now I can't breed 'em. Kobe how my ass tastes? "
Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio said the Phoenix Suns center's use of a racially derogatory word and other foul language left him no choice. Arpaio made Shaq a special deputy in 2006 and promoted him to colonel of his largely ceremonial posse later that year. "I want his two badges back," Arpaio told The Associated Press on Tuesday. "Because if any one of my deputies did something like this, they're fired. I don't condone this type of racial conduct." Shaq was seen in a video posted on the celebrity news and gossip Web site TMZ.com rapping that "Kobe couldn't do without me." O'Neal skewers the Lakers' star, with whom he won three straight NBA titles from 2000-2002 while with Los Angeles, for not being able to win a championship without him. "I was freestyling. That's all. It was all done in fun. Nothing serious whatsoever," O'Neal told ESPN.com Monday. A call to the Suns on Tuesday seeking comment from O'Neal was referred to his public relations firm, which didn't immediately respond. Arpaio, who describes himself as "America's Toughest Sheriff" and is best known for feeding jail inmates green bologna, clothing them in pink underwear, and making them work on chain gangs, said he didn't expect his actions would teach Shaq a lesson. But he hoped he learns that as a role model who wants to someday be a full-time sheriff, he needs to know his words matter. "Maybe I'm old fashioned, but I don't think that either conduct should be out there publicly, even if media wasn't there," Arpaio said. O'Neal previously served as a reserve officer with the Miami Beach Police Department while playing for the Miami Heat. He also volunteered with the Tempe Police Department after being traded to the Suns in February. source